The Acievements of a Civilized Idiot

ultimatephaggotron:

thetimeywimeyvortex:

r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

it’s back

I’M GOING TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME NOW 5EVER

ultimatephaggotron:

thetimeywimeyvortex:

r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

it’s back

I’M GOING TO REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME NOW 5EVER

(Source: alxbngala, via a-small-fact)

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

(via a-small-fact)

stridering:

kanrose:

stridering:

why did the scarecrow get a promotion

don’t

because he was outstanding in his field

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teamfreesexuality:

followmeto221b:

okayfuckittybye:

I’m sitting in the parking lot at McDonalds and some country bumpkin guy leans out the window of his ugly ass truck and yells “Hey girl you’re looking hot can I tap that?”
And I accidentally yelled “sorry you have to have at least ten teeth to ride this ride”
And the GUY IN YHE CAR BESIDE ME IS LIKE CRYING
WHY DID I SAY THAT
OOPS

Oh my gufking god 

image

(Source: gallifreystandsdamnyou, via a-small-fact)

xizeta:

When will my reflection show who I am inside?

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