The Acievements of a Civilized Idiot

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mistatum:

“Leg? Leg no, what are you doing?” *roll*

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jakv:

is that even a dog

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miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

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justlearningasigo:

ifyouseecourtney:

the official un-edited closeups from les misérables

OMFG I FELL OFF THE BED ANNE HATHAWAY THO.

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significantlyunknown:

I’m just going to reblog this for the 56464th time.
Don’t mind me. 

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